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I almost want to see it.

Skyline is a trainwreck so horrific it cannot possibly be explained without video evidence. It is not only the worst movie released this year, it may well be the worst film ever to receive a theatrical release. Itís illogical, stupid and boring. It walks when it should run and runs when it should have ended twenty minutes ago. The premise is beyond any acceptable level of awful. The script, if there even was one, feels like it was hastily written in crayon on generic toilet paper. The acting is shoddy. The characters are unlikable. The first act sucks. The second act sucks even more. And the third act, through sheer unstoppable suck momentum, builds and builds like a sick avalanche of devastating putrescence until man, woman and child alike are all devoured by its gaping suck hole.
- mark 4-06-2012 5:38 am [link] [add a comment]

laughed more at Midnight in Paris than with it. dont know what most of these critics were thinking. i appreciate woody's foray into magical realism but the situations and the dialogue were wooden and corny. also, the richer woody and his characters get the more unrelatable theyve become.

- dave 4-03-2012 6:37 pm [link] [6 comments]

Dear Hitch,

- linda 3-30-2012 7:09 am [link] [1 comment]

until today, i was pleasantly unaware of a movie called the human centipede. wtf? i really wish i had yesterday's brain back.
- linda 3-30-2012 6:31 am [link] [2 comments]

(via fb) decaying Hollywood mansions is recommended! just watched the trailer(?) for who is Harry kellerman....
- bill 3-24-2012 1:16 pm [link] [1 ref] [13 comments]