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dick cheney school of management fucking money grubbing whores. had a credit card account where they slipped in a yearly fee when they bumped up my credit a couple of years back. and since i never used that card i didnt notice the charge which caused me to get a beefy late fee. as per usual i told myself i had a year to rectify the problem. but untrue to form i remembered before it was too late. and, of course, all it took was one call threatening to cancel the card before they gave me a lifetime waiver. fuckers.
Lifetime waiver, sweet. All the really good stuff happens to you.
just an ungrateful bastard, im told, not in so many words. actually, one less...word that is. i made up the "bastard" part. thought it added something. as long as youre going to be ungrateful, you might as well be a bastard about it. i suppose you could go about being more grateful but what would that do for me?
Credit is like blogging: if you don't pay interest you're worthless
My friends ! How swell to see the three of you in one place. I mean if I was a bastard I'd be grateful; grateful to be relieved of the burden of having legal parents. Of course, I'm just saying this to have somethingh to say in such good company. By the way, has anyone noticed that the type of pathology or
nom de plummery I subjected all of you to has become de riguere in some blog circles. Hey, I did it first ! Just like i did the super low rider baggy pants half over your ass thing first back in 72 & what've I got to show for it,yeah, see. Anyway, when I think of you all I miss you all. & flarf; don't even get me going on flarf or I'll apt to ass crak wide open yers....
been holding on to my aol account at 4.95 just for backup purposes, email and because i was too lazy to call but since the raised my base rate to 6.95 without even bothering to notify me, i decided it was time to pick up the phone. and, just like the credit card shysters, they offered to return it to the 4.95 rate and reimburse me for the extra charges ive accrued, but i politely (for me) rebuffed each entreaty. and i can still use my aol mail accounts. so, see ya aol.
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- dave 2-23-2006 1:48 am
Lifetime waiver, sweet. All the really good stuff happens to you.
- jimlouis 2-25-2006 12:06 am [add a comment]
just an ungrateful bastard, im told, not in so many words. actually, one less...word that is. i made up the "bastard" part. thought it added something. as long as youre going to be ungrateful, you might as well be a bastard about it. i suppose you could go about being more grateful but what would that do for me?
- dave 2-25-2006 2:35 am [add a comment]
Credit is like blogging: if you don't pay interest you're worthless
- alex 2-25-2006 4:39 am [add a comment]
My friends ! How swell to see the three of you in one place. I mean if I was a bastard I'd be grateful; grateful to be relieved of the burden of having legal parents. Of course, I'm just saying this to have somethingh to say in such good company. By the way, has anyone noticed that the type of pathology or
nom de plummery I subjected all of you to has become de riguere in some blog circles. Hey, I did it first ! Just like i did the super low rider baggy pants half over your ass thing first back in 72 & what've I got to show for it,yeah, see. Anyway, when I think of you all I miss you all. & flarf; don't even get me going on flarf or I'll apt to ass crak wide open yers....
- ! (guest) 3-01-2006 1:41 am [add a comment]
been holding on to my aol account at 4.95 just for backup purposes, email and because i was too lazy to call but since the raised my base rate to 6.95 without even bothering to notify me, i decided it was time to pick up the phone. and, just like the credit card shysters, they offered to return it to the 4.95 rate and reimburse me for the extra charges ive accrued, but i politely (for me) rebuffed each entreaty. and i can still use my aol mail accounts. so, see ya aol.
- dave 3-27-2006 8:24 pm [add a comment]