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Thursday, Feb 27, 2003

return to sender

scott rosenberg post on truth-telling among the business and political elite and how one reporter's email about davos is making waves. definitely checkout the email link and the law meme piece too.

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cold wards

anybody see that nova about dirty bombs? i think the scariest thing was the conditions in which some of the russian bioweapons were stored. they went into one lab and a batches of the plague were in chock full of nuts coffee cans in a 1950s kelvinator. i think they were still getting ice delivered to keep it cold. cant somebody send them a few new ge refrigerators, or at least a kenmore?

sorry, it wasnt the dirtybombs episode, it was this one about biowarfare.


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high comedy

"It's also nice to see that in John Ashcroft's America, unlike during the "freewheeling" Clinton Administration, celebrities aren't getting away with their sinful ways. As part of the sting, the DEA raided Tommy Chong's house in Pacific Palisades. They didn't get Chong, but they later picked him up as he attempted to drive an ice-cream truck made of marijuana across the Mexican border.

Hah-hah! I am funny blogger who makes funny pot joke! Link me! Link me!"

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Wednesday, Feb 26, 2003

communication breakdown

reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated, or some such line. having telephony difficulties over here at df central. thatll learn me not to pay my bill on time. currently operating on a hand-cranked machine. hope to be back up to speed in the next few day, or a few days after that, or sometime later on past that point. should be any time now. *drums fingers on desk* *smiles wanely* *itches scalp* *itches beard* *itches nose* *sniffs* *clears throat* *types slowly* *yawn* hey, did the war start yet?

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Friday, Feb 21, 2003

behind the green door

i missed this frontline The War Behind Closed Doors but it will be available online on tuesday.

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Thursday, Feb 20, 2003

ethelene gaseousness

ethel is back. and despite the tidal wave of new left bloggers to wade through, hes still a top shelf muckraker.

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"The Israelis are building a wall in Bethlehem to separate the Arabs from the Jewish part of town, just one more wall in a catacomb of walls and checkpoints trapping Palestinians in, well...

Ghettos

And I mean that in the sense of the Warsaw Ghetto."

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chilly willy

"This is the transcript of an interview between former President Bill Clinton and James Fallows, of The Atlantic Monthly, on October 21, 2002. It occurred at the University of Arkansas, Fayetteville. Clinton was in Fayetteville to deliver a speech on foreign policy honoring his mentor, the late Senator J. William Fulbright. Also present at the interview were two of Clinton's associates from Arkansas, including Rodney Slater, former Secretary of Transportation. Clinton and his group arrived 45 minutes late. Clinton strolled into the interview room and took out a cigar, which he never lit."

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Wednesday, Feb 19, 2003

sword swallowers

"The Cross-Blog Debate has come to an end, and the responses are in. From here on out, it's freewheeling debate in comments sections, on blogs, in the street, from the rooftops... whatever floats your boat."

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genrul dynamix

i posted this elsewhere (as i was needlessly revising someone elses parody) but as usual in my haste i made a mistook.

war is a mainly a manly game
its not just played for fun
its not just waged for fame
its aim is zero sum

our zero hero is saddam
we'll target him with glee
and after he is less than none
we'll head towards galilee.

you cant be serious enough to think
that north koreans will take issue
that syrians will make us blink
that iranians arent made of tissue

and what do we care
with our bombs bursting in air
home of the crossed hair
our rockets red glare

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