Things To Remember
7:30--the sun will apparently not be coming up today.
8:00--remove mouse carcasses from traps set last night.
8:15--mouse poop cannot be left unattended indefinitely.
9:00--that is not a real snake. you bought it at Miss. truck stop.
9:24--just because you can sit down anytime you want to, doesn't mean you should.
9:35--wash hands frequently.
9:42--the north wind blows coldly across Mt. Pleasant.
9:59--you have a fairly good understanding of the meaning behind when the cat's away the mice will play.
10:15--if cleanliness is next to godliness you are getting closer to God.
12:09--you should tackle the pantry now.
12:10--don't forget to eat.
12:11--bleh, this is probably why you don't clean so often.
12:30--the best responses to Bernadette's if she were here probable assertion that little debbies are not a proper lunch are 1., yes they are, or 2., whatever.
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