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Billís brother is a big time New York City advertising executive so imagine my surprise when he calls up the other day and tries to sell me a replacement flue for my fireplace. He had me going for awhile. I blushed in embarrassment behind the safety of 250 miles of separation when I realized who it was. I called him a bastard and vowed to get even. So...this is it...Billís brother is a lousy fireplace flue salesman. Other than that though, heís a pretty ok guy. Okay dammit, actually, he was a pretty good fireplace flue salesman, the bastard.