Friday, April 27, 2001e-maul
pot au feu
not the oscars
the diary of ted turner
Thursday, April 26, 2001nesting
parts of speech
"hold it. i dont want to drop my nickel bag."-- former nj nets funnyman jayson williams joking around with letterman as he searches in his suit jacket for his truckers license. well?
Wednesday, April 25, 2001teach your children well
its no smirking chimp
a child shall guide you
"smells like an old peoples home -- a little bit like lavender and urine."-- a quote from a woman in the london underground when asked to describe what she thought of the perfume used to freshen up the subway stank. i cant see an american news org using that soundbite but it was on the british ITN. well?
no such agency
Tuesday, April 24, 2001kosher pikachu
"QUEBEC CITY, April 22 -- Secretary of State Colin L. Powell, attending a dinner Saturday night with dignitaries here for the Summit of the Americas, allowed that he had inhaled a "whiff" of the tear gas that has blanketed this town all weekend.well?
"It didn't affect me," Powell said, "but an old infantryman always remembers what tear gas and pot smell like when you walk into the barracks."
by the numbers
Monday, April 23, 2001wing nut
"It's like this, in the world according to Mr. Nader: After eight years of an "anesthetizer" as president who talked a good game but did little, the nation now has a "provocateur" as president. Yes, President Bush has rolled back regulations that were friendly to workers and the environment, Mr. Nader says. But here is the important part: a "huge uproar" ensued, and the "provocateur is backing down." At the same time, Mr. Nader says with serene conviction, this conflict "raises the environmental issues." "The press reports them, people talk about them, people argue about them," he says. "The environmental groups' treasuries are swelling with expanded membership and foundation contributions." In short, progressives are being energized, "There's a dynamic involved, there's a reawakening involved, there's a churning."well?
the mother ship
another good weekend for americas excessive zeal in the skies. oh, i mean, it was the peruvians fault (that we sold them those weapons the training and that policy). that CIA plane tried their best to stop them but the blood thirsty peruvians dont know the meaning of "no mas." well?
"Unlike Ward and Houston, I don't know who murdered Christ. But, as a Jew, I'm sick of Jewish leaders citing historical evidence and/or Papal absolutions in parrying - and thus legitimizing - the claims of inspired knuckleheads such as Charlie Ward. I don't need anyone to clear me of an absurd charge. I did not kill Christ"well?
Sunday, April 22, 2001god squad
too bad about the knicks charlie ward. all that money and access to learning and he has to lean upon 2000 years of christian propaganda for support. i was only quoting the bible when it said i should smote thine enemies. dont mess with hymietown, charlie. youll end up playing next year in east jerusalem, and they play for keeps there. read about The Knicks' Dysfunctional Family. another story from the post. well?