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Sunday, Jul 25, 2004
From the Archives at Jesus' General
Duct Tape and Plastic Sheets
OK, I've wrapped my trailer up three times now and each time, I've had to use my survival knife to cut my way back inside. Does anyone know how to effectively secure a trailer against a terrorist attack while still allowing for an entrance?
posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 11:23 PM
Saturday, Jul 24, 2004
Another Letter the WSJ Won't Publish
Dear Sirs and Manly Men:
I am 100% behind you guys on the Philippines' Reganesque caving to terrorrist demands (Opinion, July 23). Everything was peachy keen in Iraq, and these ingrates have to go Cheney up the whole deal. I've had it with these damn Filipinos and their leaving-Iraq-a-couple-of-weeks-earlier-than-they-would-have-anyway attitude. As you rightly point out, Iraq has turned into a steaming pile of chaos, and it's all their fault. I think the only solution is to re-colonize the Philippines. This "democracy" experiment just isn't working out.
heterosexually yours,
&c.
apologies to Jesus' General for pinching his closing line
more fun with the WSJ
limited government, my ass