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Tuesday, Oct 05, 2004
Dos Mas
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A Real-time Debate Thread
... that's almost as good as mine, from Boborini Novakaroni
DKos Caption Contest
I unilaterally and pre-emptively declare "Hollywood Liberal" to be the winner of the DKos Bush Debate Caption Contest.

I can't believe he's going to ask me to talk about North Korea and stuff for 90 whole seconds. Geez, that's like 3 whole minutes. I don't DO talking, I do the deciding. I'm a leader, a decisive leader...talking is for pussies like Kerry. He just goes on and on...I wanna ride in the boat at Kennebunkport. Boats are fun. I like boats.
stuff I would do if I had more time
Video of Bush doing the blinky-eyed stare at the camera for 2-3 full seconds, after he had demanded 30 seconds to follow-up -- with a "thought bubble" superimposed, and a tumbleweed blowing through that "thought bubble", over and over and over, and some wind whistling in the background
raphlie wiggums vs. kerry (I did ralph giving the state of the union previously)
Video of a fast forward of the debate, isolation on G.W.B. I noticed this while fast-forwarding on the TiVo to get a particular screen shot. Oh my god, "twitchy boy" is funny as hell. After last week's performance, just ask yourself, who would you rather play poker against?