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Monday, Mar 12, 2007
Empires Die Hard
While looking for a florist to deliver in Ireland, I came across one who's FAQ helpfully explains their area of service.
9 Do you deliver internationally?
Unfortunately we only deliver to mainland United Kingdom addresses. We are unable to accept international orders at this moment in time. Any international orders will be cancelled and refunded by default. We apologise for this inconvenience.
Mainland UK? What, Gibraltar? Reminds me of a conversation I once had with an Englishman. We were speaking about the differences between British English and American English. He scoffed at the construction "British English". I explained that British English is an archaic variant found principally in a small archipelago just off the coast of Europe.
Conservative Obsession
Dan Reihl thinks about sucking cock whenever he sees Barney Frank.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.