small wind turbines (only chop up small birds?)
That reminds me of the years I spent living with a parrot. (a good parrot is a dead parrot) The speeds on the ceiling fan were blend, chop and Parrot Purée.
i thought parrots were supposed to out live their owners. did it outlive previous owners or, you know, become a parrot smoothie?
That particular feathered misery in my life had outlived about 3 owners before it ended up in my home. Although I unleashed all my miraculous powers of psycho-command on it, (and turned the fan up full blast whenever its one true-love left the house) the fucker still didn't die until a few years after I moved out.
Without that focus for my pure hate, I've sort of been adrift and lost ever since (deep sigh)
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- bill 8-19-2006 5:47 pm
That reminds me of the years I spent living with a parrot. (a good parrot is a dead parrot) The speeds on the ceiling fan were blend, chop and Parrot Purée.
- L.M. 8-19-2006 8:23 pm [add a comment]
i thought parrots were supposed to out live their owners. did it outlive previous owners or, you know, become a parrot smoothie?
- bill 8-19-2006 10:51 pm [add a comment]
That particular feathered misery in my life had outlived about 3 owners before it ended up in my home. Although I unleashed all my miraculous powers of psycho-command on it, (and turned the fan up full blast whenever its one true-love left the house) the fucker still didn't die until a few years after I moved out.
Without that focus for my pure hate, I've sort of been adrift and lost ever since (deep sigh)
- L.M. 8-20-2006 12:09 am [add a comment]