The Schwarz


- bill 5-08-2007 6:51 pm

getat
- bill 5-08-2007 6:53 pm [add a comment]


have you been reborn?
- sally mckay 5-08-2007 7:41 pm [add a comment]


or are you on that name spelling thing again?
- L.M. 5-08-2007 8:07 pm [add a comment]


reinforcing the brand.
- bill 5-08-2007 11:38 pm [add a comment]


sparkles would be nice.
- L.M. 5-08-2007 11:45 pm [add a comment]


"The Schwarz"--Spaceballs reference. "May the Schwarz be with you."
- tom moody 5-09-2007 12:00 am [add a comment]


"The Schwarz" ...I like it!
- sally mckay 5-09-2007 12:07 am [add a comment]


schwarz *cough*
- dave 5-09-2007 2:17 am [add a comment]


you still have that spaceballs t-shirt I gave you?
- steve 5-09-2007 2:19 am [add a comment]


i was very lucky to get a "spaceballs the t-shirt" for my birthday one year from steve. the schwartz is always with me. ill dig it out and photograph it for the thread. my brother did the type setting job above.
- bill 5-09-2007 3:01 am [add a comment]


  • Finally. Maybe it will insprie Jim to cash that check.
    - steve 5-09-2007 8:56 am [add a comment]



schwarz*kogler*
- bill 5-09-2007 3:03 am [add a comment]


Remember: Schwartz = Jewish; Schwarz = Jewesque
(vell, jew esked for it)
- alex 5-09-2007 3:05 am [add a comment]


spaceballsfrontspaceballsback
- bill 5-09-2007 4:14 pm [add a comment]


Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed is too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed.
[everybody gasps]
Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Colonel Sandurz: [Wimpering] Prepare ship!
[Calms down]
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship, for Ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts.
[everybody fastens in their seat belts and locks all of the doors]
Colonel Sandurz: Seal all entrances and exits. Lock all stores in the mall. Cancel the 3-ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo...
Dark Helmet: [Takes the intercom from Sandurz] Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!
[speaks into the intercom as Sandurz puts on his seat belt]
Dark Helmet: Now hear this, Ludicrous speed...
Colonel Sandurz: [Interrupts] Sir, you better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: [to Sandurz] Ah, buckle this.
[Into the intercom]
Dark Helmet: Ludicrous speed, go!
[Spaceball 1 begins to go so fast that Helmet is hanging on the ledge and is screaming as Spaceball 1 goes from light speed to ridiculous speed and then to ludicrous speed]
Dark Helmet: What have I done? My brains... are going into my feet.
[the scene outside changes from straight lines to some kind of Plaid color and sails over the Eagle 5]
Barf: what the hell was that?
Lone Starr: Spaceball 1.
Barf: They've gone to plaid.
- tom moody 5-09-2007 5:04 pm [add a comment]





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