must be john waters month for me. just got "invited" to his art opening tonight (6-8) at marianne boesky.
- dave 4-21-2006 10:23 pm

Whatever you do, don't spill red wine on her new white shag carpet!

"You've *got* to be kidding me."
- jim 4-21-2006 10:34 pm [add a comment]

you some closet waters fan. what are those from? are you sure you are not thinking of john mcenroe?
- dave 4-21-2006 10:43 pm [add a comment]

No, that was an actual event at her place. I think Steve was the culprit but I could be wrong.
- jim 4-21-2006 10:54 pm [add a comment]

ahhh, wrong diva.
- dave 4-21-2006 11:50 pm [add a comment]

I suggest you test her admiration for the Waters esthetic by shitting on her sofa
- steve 4-22-2006 7:52 am [add a comment]

wasn't there a second spill which happened while we were cleaning the first red wine spill? i think the rule is if you have a white carpet, you pour champagne.

- linda 4-24-2006 6:14 am [add a comment]

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