wanker du jour: former oklahoma tailback jc watts. stunting powers of illogica and propaganda.
Someone has to sit JC down and have a little talk with him about how the little swimmer dudes and the egg get together. Seems like he's pretty confused about the whole thing. Maybe someone told him "the man plants his seed" rather than explaining "spermies are like pollen ... most of them don't do a damn thing". And I'm not going to take that pollen metaphor any farther.
stick with the football metaphors. hes a little dense. i hear he may having swimming issues as well.
"So the sperm is like a football thrown as hail mary pass, and the egg is like a wide receiver who can't catch very well. The receiver might not catch the pass, or might catch the pass but trip and fall before reaching the end zone, depending upon God's will. Plan B is like giving the wide receiver those big foam #1 hands as gloves. Now go hit the showers, JC."
"but i already scored, coach. i thought, after that, the game was over? i did my endzone dance and everything. and i dont know what y'all do with those foam hands but in my house we prefer thundersticks. can i get a 'hell yeah'?"
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- dave 8-25-2006 10:15 pm
Someone has to sit JC down and have a little talk with him about how the little swimmer dudes and the egg get together. Seems like he's pretty confused about the whole thing. Maybe someone told him "the man plants his seed" rather than explaining "spermies are like pollen ... most of them don't do a damn thing". And I'm not going to take that pollen metaphor any farther.
- mark 8-25-2006 11:31 pm
stick with the football metaphors. hes a little dense. i hear he may having swimming issues as well.
- dave 8-26-2006 12:58 am
"So the sperm is like a football thrown as hail mary pass, and the egg is like a wide receiver who can't catch very well. The receiver might not catch the pass, or might catch the pass but trip and fall before reaching the end zone, depending upon God's will. Plan B is like giving the wide receiver those big foam #1 hands as gloves. Now go hit the showers, JC."
- mark 8-26-2006 2:02 am
"but i already scored, coach. i thought, after that, the game was over? i did my endzone dance and everything. and i dont know what y'all do with those foam hands but in my house we prefer thundersticks. can i get a 'hell yeah'?"
- dave 8-26-2006 2:31 am