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Samuel L. Jackson plays Gin Rummi, a white hip-hop gansta who's a cross between the fictional character Jules Winnfield (of Pulp Fiction) and the real life character Donald Rumsfeld.
Rummi is back from a tour in Iraq looking from WMDs.
Rummi: Well no we ain't find none. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Rummi: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Rummi: What country are you from?
Riley: What?
Rummi: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in what?
Riley: What?
Rummi: English mother f***er! Do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Rummi: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!
Riley: Yeah.
Rummi: Well what I'm saying is that there are known known and known unknown. But there are also unknown things that we don't know that we know.
Riley: What?
Rummi: Say what again! Say what again, mother f***er! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what one more time!
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