“Okay Danny, now say ‘she’s my cum dumpster,’”says Green, with a focused smirk, his moderately tired eyes hidden beneath a pair of Ray Bans. “She’s my cum dumpster,” delivers McBride with deadpan redneck aplomb, referring to his date, the local floozie who’s standing nearby and currently flirting with a large, black male. “I put a lot of shit into her.” I’m standing a few feet away, hearing this ribald improv through a headset, surrounded by the cast and crew of East Bound and Down. Nobody is laughing—professionalism aside—because everyone knows these lines are funny as shit, the funniest shit you can imagine. Airing in February on HBO, this new original series from the all-star creative team behind The Foot Fist Way, which also includes Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, looks to do for Southern stereotypes what Larry David did for rich neurotics burdened with follically-challenged cul-de-sacs.
follically-challenged is bald, right? I don't get the meaning of follically-challenged cul de sacs. and something not right with that link.
fixed.. if i had to guess id say it the shape of the remainder of the hairline. as larry davids seinfeldian doppelganger once noted, "im not bald, im balding."
actually elaine said it when she was trying to sell george as a blind date.
Episode no. 33
pc: 317, season 3, episode 17
Broadcast date: February 5, 1992
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Cynthia: First of all, what does he do?
Elaine: He was in real estate, um, now, he’s not working right now-
Cynthia: He’s not working?! How come he’s not working?
Elaine: Well, um, he, he got fired.
Cynthia: Why did he get fired?
Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss.
Cynthia: Excuse me?
Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems
at work.
Cynthia: Is he nuts?
Elaine: No, no, no, he’s a really really funny guy.
Cynthia: What does he look like?
Elaine: Pardon?
Cynthia: What does he look like?
Elaine: Um, well, he’s got a lot of character in his face. Um, he’s short.
Um, he’s stocky.
Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you’re saying, that he’s fat?
Elaine: Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up
over his head. And um, what else. What else. Oh, right. Um, well, he’s kind
of, just kind of losing his hair.
Cynthia: He’s bald?
Elaine: No! No, no, no, he’s not bald. He’s balding.
Cynthia: So he will be bald.
Elaine: Yup.
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- dave 12-16-2008 8:04 pm
follically-challenged is bald, right? I don't get the meaning of follically-challenged cul de sacs. and something not right with that link.
- jimlouis 12-16-2008 8:30 pm [add a comment]
fixed.. if i had to guess id say it the shape of the remainder of the hairline. as larry davids seinfeldian doppelganger once noted, "im not bald, im balding."
- dave 12-16-2008 8:39 pm [add a comment]
actually elaine said it when she was trying to sell george as a blind date.
Episode no. 33
pc: 317, season 3, episode 17
Broadcast date: February 5, 1992
—————————————————-
Cynthia: First of all, what does he do?
Elaine: He was in real estate, um, now, he’s not working right now-
Cynthia: He’s not working?! How come he’s not working?
Elaine: Well, um, he, he got fired.
Cynthia: Why did he get fired?
Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss.
Cynthia: Excuse me?
Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems
at work.
Cynthia: Is he nuts?
Elaine: No, no, no, he’s a really really funny guy.
Cynthia: What does he look like?
Elaine: Pardon?
Cynthia: What does he look like?
Elaine: Um, well, he’s got a lot of character in his face. Um, he’s short.
Um, he’s stocky.
Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you’re saying, that he’s fat?
Elaine: Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up
over his head. And um, what else. What else. Oh, right. Um, well, he’s kind
of, just kind of losing his hair.
Cynthia: He’s bald?
Elaine: No! No, no, no, he’s not bald. He’s balding.
Cynthia: So he will be bald.
Elaine: Yup.
- dave 12-16-2008 8:48 pm [add a comment]