my tv just died. it was just seven years old. memorial services will be held monday at j and r electronics. ok, its not actually dead. the bottom half of the screen works. but its on life support and i dont believe the patient will ever be revived so im pulling the plug. judge judy not lest be judged.
if youd like to make a charitable donation make the check out to me, al franken.
Jane Curtin: Well, the 1970's are in their final month, and with some thoughts on this decade and the one we're about to enter, here's Weekend Update's Social Sciences Editor Al Franken.
Al Franken: Thank you, Jane. Well, the "me" decade is almost over, and good riddance, and far as I'm concerned. The 70's were simply 10 years of people thinking of nothing but themselves. No wonder we were unable to get together and solve any of the many serious problems facing our nation. Oh sure, some people did do some positive things in the 70's - like jogging - but always for the wrong reasons, for their own selfish, personal benefit. Well, I believe the 80's are gonna have to be different. I think that people are going to stop thinking about themselves, and start thinking about me, Al Franken. That's right. I believe we're entering what I like to call the Al Franken Decade. Oh, for me, Al Franken, the 80's will be pretty much the same as the 70's. I'll still be thinking of me, Al Franken. But for you, you'll be thinking more about how things affect me, Al Franken. When you see a news report, you'll be thinking, "I wonder what Al Franken thinks about this thing?", "I wonder how this inflation thing is hurting Al Franken?" And you women will be thinking, "What can I wear that will please Al Franken?", or "What can I not wear?" You know, I know a lot of you out there are thinking, "Why Al Franken?" Well, because I thought of it, and I'm on TV, so I've already gotten the jump on you. So, I say let's leave behind the fragmented, selfish 70's, and go into the 80's with a unity and purpose. That's what I think. I'm Al Franken. Jane?
Jane Curtin: Thank you, Al. That's the news. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
cause of death: loss of vertical deflection. possibly fixable but at what cost? damn you, obama! you and your death panels! its a sick country when good tv's are left to die.
ok, ok. enough with the condolences. i get it already. you care.
day 1 w/o the tv. havent turned off the satellite but considering or at least wondering if i could survive w/o it. managed to find illegal streams for soccer today but they are pretty bad quality as compared to march madness which has free streaming for a number of games. i looked at fox soccer channel for legal streams and their package of $15 a month is the same amt i pay for my directv sports package which includes at least a dozen or so sports networks including goltv which has the spanish and german soccer leagues as well as sny, yes, msg, nbatv, mlbtv, etc etc... somehow that seems a little ridiculous for shit ass streaming.
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if youd like to make a charitable donation make the check out to me, al franken.
- dave 3-20-2011 4:23 am
cause of death: loss of vertical deflection. possibly fixable but at what cost? damn you, obama! you and your death panels! its a sick country when good tv's are left to die.
- dave 3-20-2011 4:38 am [add a comment]
ok, ok. enough with the condolences. i get it already. you care.
day 1 w/o the tv. havent turned off the satellite but considering or at least wondering if i could survive w/o it. managed to find illegal streams for soccer today but they are pretty bad quality as compared to march madness which has free streaming for a number of games. i looked at fox soccer channel for legal streams and their package of $15 a month is the same amt i pay for my directv sports package which includes at least a dozen or so sports networks including goltv which has the spanish and german soccer leagues as well as sny, yes, msg, nbatv, mlbtv, etc etc... somehow that seems a little ridiculous for shit ass streaming.
- dave 3-21-2011 12:37 am [add a comment]