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**lost spoiler alert**

Unless he stands for damnation. Because despite his sensitive, soothing demeanor, I find myself nagged by the prospect that Jacob could be playing with the dark pieces in this cosmic game. The final moments of the opening sequence may have offered a clue that Jacob is more charismatic Lucifer Morningstar than feel-good sexy Jesus. As Loophole McNameless walked away, head full of hate and schemes, the camera tilted up and we got a full-scale profile shot of the Statue, which was still intact in the 19th century. The mug on the edifice sure didn't look like a jackal to me, thus ruling out the Egyptian God Anubis, protector of the dead. No, that face looked like a crocodile, which gets you Sobek, a morally ambiguous dark god who oversees dark waters and preys on sinful souls in the afterlife. (Very Smokey.) Even worse, Set, the Egyptian god of chaos and evil, was a shapeshifter who often morphed into crocodiles and hippos (another candidate for Four Toed's face) in his clashes with archenemy Horus. Set was linked to infertility (seems Horus once ripped off Set's testicles) (serious!) (and ouch!) and was partial to fish and lettuce. Hey...didn't we see Jacob munching on a filet-o-fish lettuce wrap last night? And aren't devilish gods all for the concept of choice and free will?

If these mythological readings are correct, then we must wonder: What's a seemingly nice guy like Jacob doing on an Island like this? And why the hell is he living in a statue like that? A Christ-like figure dwelling within a statue that's a monument to evil makes for a nifty metaphor for redemption. But it could mean Jacob is the devil. Time will tell.

- dave 5-14-2009 9:04 pm [link] [1 comment]

squeal of approval ...britcom green wing.....puts the risque in bawdy.

- dave 5-14-2009 8:20 am [link] [1 comment]

lost spoiler of a sort


- dave 5-14-2009 4:26 am [link] [add a comment]

we had to bomb the hulu to save the hulu.

- dave 5-11-2009 7:22 pm [link] [add a comment]

comedy and moderist architecture together @the upright citizens brigage.

- dave 5-10-2009 10:52 pm [link] [add a comment]


- dave 5-10-2009 8:10 am [link] [add a comment]

not hilarious bit but give rather an A for agreeing to participate.

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- dave 5-08-2009 10:28 pm [link] [add a comment]

charlie brown xmas voiced by the cast of scrubs.


- dave 5-08-2009 7:50 am [link] [1 comment]

Q: Who is the girl with short dark hair checkout girl in the new progressive insurance commercial?
- bill 5-03-2009 12:40 pm [link] [1 comment]

celtics-bulls headed to triple overtime on tnt. 4 of the 6 games in this series have gone into overtime. bulls need to win to stay alive.

- dave 5-01-2009 3:42 am [link] [2 comments]






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