Billís brother is a big time New York City advertising executive so imagine my surprise when he calls up the other day and tries to sell me a replacement flue for my fireplace. He had me going for awhile. I blushed in embarrassment behind the safety of 250 miles of separation when I realized who it was. I called him a bastard and vowed to get even. So...this is it...Billís brother is a lousy fireplace flue salesman. Other than that though, heís a pretty ok guy. Okay dammit, actually, he was a pretty good fireplace flue salesman, the bastard.
And you don't even have a fireplace. Damn, he's good.
Uhmmm, ohhkay, wouldn't it be easier if I just gave you my credit card #?
You might save a lot of money and effort if you considered vinyl siding for your house. Exterior dirt wipes right off!
How is it with mildew? Are there bold, exciting colors to choose from? Will it raise the value of my property? In the case of my NO home, will it resist gunfire? Are there easy payment plans? Are your installers clean, courteous and respectful? My dog, Rockhead, likes to chew on plastic. How will your siding impact his life? Let me talk to my wife and call you back. Will there be operators standing by?