i would try to spend quality time obsessing over my mistakes and missed opportunities. also, try to make fun of as many people as possible. the weak and ineffectual, the powerful, the pious, it doesnt matter, as long as it makes you feel better about yourself.

speaking of which, you are aware that andover is a high school? now, maybe an andover education is superior to anything offered at the university of texas (im sure its more expensive), but in the rest of america we go to high school before college.

of course, ive been regressing ever since i went to college, so maybe youre on to something.

see, i managed to obsess over myself and make fun of you at the same time. and thats what we here would call perfect harmony.
- dave 1-30-2003 9:52 am





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