First they asked for my social security number and I said, fine, what's a number? Then they asked for copies of my tax returns, and I thought, hey the government already sees that stuff, right? Then they asked if they could hold my apartment lease, just for safekeeping. Then they asked if I wouldn't mind having an electronic tattoo on my forearm and I said, hey, that's cool. I don't want anybody to perceive me as "difficult."

- tom moody 12-27-2003 8:17 pm





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