I think it’s a Panda you want, they are known for eating Bamboo shoots; Koalas are into Eucalyptus.
You probably know the joke: Panda walks into a restaurant, orders a meal, finishes quickly, heads to the door while pulling out a gun and spraying the place with bullets. Owner peeks out from behind the counter, says “what the hell was that about?” Panda growls over his shoulder while exiting, “I’m a Panda buddy, look it up!” Owner checks the encyclopedia under “Panda.” Sure enough, it says “eats shoots and leaves.”
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You probably know the joke: Panda walks into a restaurant, orders a meal, finishes quickly, heads to the door while pulling out a gun and spraying the place with bullets. Owner peeks out from behind the counter, says “what the hell was that about?” Panda growls over his shoulder while exiting, “I’m a Panda buddy, look it up!” Owner checks the encyclopedia under “Panda.” Sure enough, it says “eats shoots and leaves.”
- alex 1-22-2004 8:13 pm