Warm Budweiser!?!? Shit, man, I done already told you I've got perfectly stashed Heineken's at the crib on Memphis -- a little worn, but still perfectly drinkable -- any more of this Funky Butt comiserating's gonna have me turning away from my lukecold modelo to ice cold lonestar. And you better get those ladders before they're gone -- all the lakeview list-servs are hopping mad about the second-story looters -- never mind FEMA, get those goddamn looters, they're saying, and while you're at it, get my kids a charter school, and make sure it's for the lakeview folks, and get my wine/cheese store going on harrison. so your ladder's under the porch, and if you want the pirouge on the back porch it's yours, though you might get shot by the squatters, and if you don't mind unlatching the left shed door, there's your other 6' aluminum ladder, and a perfectly usable ax, and probably another six pack of beer. warm budweiser and the funky butt . . . that's some wrong shit, I'm telling you right now. . . what with your water half potable and your ac all broke.
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- anonymous 10-31-2005 5:17 am