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Poem For Ira
Well, they got him last night at Massie's Corner, after a week of relentless man hunting, so there's one less pocket-knife stabbing murderous son-of-a-bitch roaming around Rappahannock County.

They were talking about it at the diner this morning but I'd already received the spoiler by email.

This morning every table at the diner had a big fat bouquet of hydrangea blossoms. I had fresh raspberry pancakes and bacon and eggs and iced tea and cranberry juice.

The geese have returned to the property. If they mess with those new hibiscus plants down at the pond, I'll be having pate for breakfast.

After receiving the news about the captured murderer I went around unlocking doors on the property, but they were already unlocked.
- jimlouis 7-10-2006 5:56 pm [link] [5 comments]

Caca Rica
A helicopter with search light looking for a toothless murderer was flying around last night illuminating the tops of trees in this bucolic Rappahannock arena while I smoked a cigarette and danced oddly like a marionette puppet on the front porch of this premier 40 acre property within walking distance of the Inn at Little Washington, which notably, other than the notability of the starter meals at $230 a pop, speculatively exudes septic overflow uphill from the pond here, and is why I don't eat the fish I catch, but throw them back, because that shit is just too rich for me.
- jimlouis 7-09-2006 5:18 pm [link] [add a comment]