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Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003
Trailers of Mass Destruction
News, views, obfuscation.
Balloons of Mass Destruction
Vans of Mass Destruction
linked at Bartcop E!
Monday, Jun 09, 2003
Will does Dubya
June 9, 2003
Comedian Will Ferrell addresses Class Day at Harvard
By Associated Press, 6/4/2003
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) Comedian Will Ferrell dusted off his George W. Bush impersonation for his address to graduating seniors at Harvard University on Wednesday.
Known for impersonating the president on ''Saturday Night Live,'' Ferrell pretended to read a letter from Bush to the Class of 2003 during his Class Day speech.
''One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy,'' intoned Ferrell. ''In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert slim and none, and slim just left the building.''
Update: For those of you finding this post via google, etc., the latest "Will does Dubya" video can be found at White House West. Y'all come on back soon.
Balloons of Mass Destruction
June 9, 2003
| Amid reports that the probable trailers of mass destruction may in fact be hydrogen production facilities, a new leak has emerged from the Joint Taskforce for Specious Assessment and Embellishment (JTSAE). This PowerPoint of Death details the cruel plot in which these adorable rodents are used as vectors of the deadly monkey pox virus. |
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