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Jan 14, 2000

Too cold for the monkeys. I work in a restaurant, as an hostess. This, I like to think of, in my grandiose moments, as some sort of karmic trial. Tonight the public were pissy. I have always maintained that one of the interesting phenomena of Manhattan is that its inhabitants suffer mood swings collectively; tonight (01/13/00), we were in a fairly foul mood. What I resent about a particular variety of customer (take P.P. at 7.30pm, for instance) is their innate inability to have a good time. Me, I like to have a good time whenever possible. Have decided to become vicously fit, in the aerobic sense; what with the failure of the apocalypse I like the idea of training for some inhospitable terrain—even if we are all subjected to the lap of luxury for the next millenium. My friend Una had a baby girl.
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Jan 10, 2000

Dark and drear. Here we are with our respective saps at their lowest points. Have resolved to go and visit the monkeys in the Bronx Zoo to see how they are dealing with it. My inclination is to be horizontal. This only poses a problem when one is faced with the necessity of labor. The idea of seasonal work is appealing. I like to think of Monica and Linda's respective transformations (the former's weight loss and new role as Jenny Craig spokesperson; the latter's head transplant) as some new reductive form of tragedy: Through some form of hubris you find yourself being immolated by the media and becoming a household name, but rather than katharsis and the gaining of wisdom prior to death you merely get a makeover.
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Jan 4, 2000

Some naive part of me really thought that there would be something new about it. The only thing new appears to be the 7 lbs of adipose tissue lodged about my middle and my breasts (admittedly there are worse things). I think, as I often do, that escape would be the answer. Even something as far from the exotic as taking the Number 19 bus through London from Chelsea to Islington one night. The Number 19 offers a delightful cross section of the city from South to North and the buses themselves remain an anomaly owing to the fact that they are some of the few remaining "rear entry" vehicles still running in the city. This means that the back left hand corner of the double decker beasts are open at all times, in fact there are no doors at all, merely a pole placed on the angle of the corner, which inevitably encourages one to run for them between stops and mount them while they lurch along.
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Jan 2, 2000

I dreamt that Bob Dylan bought me a new sound system. I feel my mission is to promote sentimentality.
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Jan 1, 2000

Cherish your Whoredom.
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