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Mar 5, 2000

Haven't been here for a while. Winter creates those numb interstitial bits. I like the display of abandoned garments on the railings on the south side of the street on Rivington between Norfolk and Suffolk. It changes regularly and I have no idea where it comes from or who takes advantage of it. Entertaining in a way that an installation could never be. I went to Asbury Park, New Jersey today; I'd like to know what happened there. It looks like it took far too much LSD. It's nearly 4am and there is a BBC voice floating out of NPR reassuring me that the opposite end of the spectrum to Asbury Park does exist somewhere on the planet. Or does it? Apparently we have forgotten how to nourish ourselves. The statisticians tell us that the number of obese people have caught up with the number of malnourished. Complicating the matter is that many of the obese are also malnourished. Have decided to approach Lent with seriousness in the year 2000, as an Irish Protestant I thought it might be fun to go the whole hog and besmirch myself with ash on Wednesday coming and give up something really fundamental, like liqour, again. It feels like it might be time for a little sackcloth and self-flaggelation. Ah, spring's sweet tremors toying with the loins.
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Feb 25, 2000

The neighbor is ranting again. That's what happens when you run out of story, you rant.
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Feb 12, 2000

Recovering from flu contracted from those damn Britons, ever the colonialists, even if reduced to spreading foul viruses. Picked up several books, as well as a foul lergy, in their tempting book shops: one a foodie paradise ("How to Eat") written by the gorgeous Nigella Lawson, food editor of British Vogue and one called "C, Because Cowards Get Cancer Too" (don't be repulsed by the title) by John Diamond. It turns out the two of them are married, which I manage to ascertain after some delirium induced detective work. How charming. Both their books lie intertwined with my heaped bed clothes. I feel compelled to write them a fan letter. With a fever of 103 I'm chanelling them: been to their annual summer party in their back garden and even given Nigella a couple of recipes (recipe exchange is a sublime form of intra-girl flirtation). You don't give your recipes to just any old cunt. So here I am with the Anglo-flu and some sort of Anglo-mania and 400 chocolate truffles to make for St. Valentine's Day at the restaurant. Perhaps my mother's misgivings were justified.
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Feb 8, 2000

You go away and come home. You had a good time but you missed the place that smells like you. You want to make your home orderly. So you take apart the spice cupboard and put everything from Whole Nutmeg to Tandoori Masala in labelled containers, it takes the better part of three days. Mania? Probably. It makes you feel like you are stroking the walls of your apartment, licking the ceiling; It's a Good Thing. You're in the right place.
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Feb 5, 2000

Recently returned from London, where I did travel on the number 19 bus. But wouldn't you know it, it's days are numbered, rear entry buses will be phased out by 2004. Try it while you can. Some undigested observations: food tastes better (this is not delusional and tourist-based, I think it's related to the environment); one can have a lovely time in the UK if you just pretend that sterling is really the dollar with another symbol preceding the figure and not an entirely different value; the NHS (Britain's free health care system) is a bad idea if you happen to get ill, our profit driven health system, if you can afford it, is the best in the world; spring is an entirely different season in those latitudes: long, rolling, and spirit raising as opposed to vulgar and sudden, already begun there and truly worthy of all that poetry those people wrote about the English spring; croissants are vastly superior there to here, while the reverse is true of the bagel; London, like New York, is booming, with cranes dotting the horizon (I wondered, while walking the Southern bank of the Thames, was that anecdote a construction working student friend told me true: that cranes are parked, at night, pointing in the prevailing direction of the winds? He lied a lot and I liked it.) London is all horizontal like LA; people live in their homes rather than merely sleeping in them; there appears to be a greater enthusiasm for books there (this could be delusional, but there is a lot of reading and book shopping going on from what I saw). Will tell you more.
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