The massive central door in the side of Noah's Ark was thrown open Saturday -- you could say it was the first time in 4,000 years -- drawing a crowd of curious pilgrims and townsfolk to behold the wonder.

Of course, it's only a replica of the biblical Ark, built by Dutch creationist Johan Huibers as a testament to his faith in the literal truth of the Bible.

Reckoning by the old biblical measurements, Johan's fully functional ark is 150 cubits long, 30 cubits high and 20 cubits wide. That's two-thirds the length of a football field and as high as a three-story house.
)))RIGHT!(((


- bill 4-29-2007 6:22 pm

It just wasn't big enough, and that's why we've never ever seen a unicorn to this very day.
- L.M. 4-29-2007 8:50 pm [add a comment]


everybody sing!!!
- bill 4-29-2007 8:51 pm [add a comment]


What's a cubit?
- Jaschwarz (guest) 5-01-2007 3:22 am [add a comment]


Roman or biblical? The Roman one is a bit shorter. I bet they even got that wrong, creationists are such retards.
- L.M. 5-01-2007 3:39 am [add a comment]





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