A for 'orses - A for Gardner

B for mutton

C for thighlanders - C for miles

D for dumb - D for mation

E for brick - E for Peron

F for vescence - F for been had

G for police

H for retirement

I for Novello - I for lutin' - I for the girls

J for oranges

K for teria - K for restaurant

L for leather

M for sis

N for a penny - N for lope - N for a dig

O for the garden wall - O for the rainbow - O for the wings of a dove

P for whistle - P for a penny - P for ming fleas

Q for a bus - Q for a song

R for mo - R for Askey

S for you - S for Williams

T for two - T for gums

U for instance

V for la France - V for la difference

W for a bob

X for breakfast

Y for husband - Y for mistress - Y for crying out loud

Z for breezes