Smeagol Behind Wheel - Artist Unknown

- tom moody 8-23-2005 10:11 pm

"Someone has taken our parking place! That was our parking place."

"Where iss it, where iss it: my Precious, my Precious? It's ours, it is, and we wants it. The thieves, the thieves, the filthy little thieves. Where are they with my Precious? Curse them! We hates them." . . .
- mark 8-23-2005 10:21 pm

The stakeout was taking its toll on poor Smeagol, who had just finished his tenth Krispy Kreme and stubbed his fiftieth Chesterfield into the auto's ashtray. Where were those damn Hobbits? They'd gone into the Prancing Pony what seemed like days ago, and all Smeagol's sources said they had...It with them. Wherever...It was, trouble would surely follow...
- tom moody 8-23-2005 10:38 pm

ha! I suspected LOTR was the prequel to Gremlins.
- paul (guest) 8-23-2005 10:52 pm

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