the us reimagined as 50 states with equal population.


- dave 3-19-2013 3:58 am

Glad to see Shasta got her own state.
- jim 3-19-2013 6:12 pm [add a comment]



Not sure the Doughtons and Wheelers are.
- mb 3-19-2013 9:30 pm [add a comment]


  • Washington (aka Rainier) is the nominal state.
  • The partition of Tejas makes sense, although a big part of Big Thicket ain't got no trees.
  • Shiprock is a bit crazy. Three time zones?
  • Chicagoans ain't down with being in the state of Gary.
  • Crackers ain't down with being in the state of King.
  • "Ozark"? More like "Elvis". Or "the great state of Elvis, powered by FedEx."

- mark 3-20-2013 7:26 am [add a comment]





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