first meal at aka my bike seat was stolen. second to last meal at alias the lights on my bike were stolen. got to hand it to the scumbags on clinton street, they are nothing if not devotees of symmetry. 

- dave 6-13-2013 3:53 am

thought someone had clipped my bag at the closing party last night which turned my whiskey souredness into outright morosity. thankfully a pixie was on hand who dusted for prints and miraculously conjured it up from what i can only assume was the nether regions beyond the valley of the banquettes. so to my great delight, a delight i very nearly displayed to those pleasingly concerned, my bag was reattached to my shoulder for the remainder of the festivities. now if only that bag contained a magic elixir to unburden the weight of my excesses from yestereve, it would be truly worthy of the angst that i had heaped upon my shoulders when i thought it had been purloined. in other words... ouch, my head hurts.

- dave 6-15-2013 6:50 pm [add a comment]

closing party?
- linda 6-15-2013 8:50 pm [add a comment]

i had the pork purloin there. pretty good.
- bill 6-15-2013 9:06 pm [add a comment]

so there was no way i was going to get out of this week with my bike seat intact once i brought it up. one of the two solid metal bars that constitute the spine that run up the length of the seat on either side of the post snapped clean in half. seems unlikely that it was as a result of the recent light thievery, i think my fat ass probably had more to do with it. there was some light rusting which might have increased the vulnerability, too.

its a good thing i dont believe in anything or a might draw the wrong conclusion about what the world is trying to tell me. i should just throw my bike away, right?

- dave 6-20-2013 12:39 am [add a comment]

get some roller skates
- linda 6-20-2013 2:56 pm [add a comment]

dont think id get out of the next week alive.

- dave 6-20-2013 3:28 pm [add a comment]

i might have a breakdown just trying to choose a bike seat. goldilocks had it easy. that i was riding on an absolute piece of shit will make almost anything an upgrade but theres no way i pick the right one.
- dave 6-20-2013 7:55 pm [add a comment]

Live large. Your but will thank you.
- bill 6-21-2013 1:01 pm [add a comment]

dont know if you metaphorically or literally but even if money were not an issue because of theft possibility i still wouldnt know what would be comfortable without being able to use them for a while. still i strained my neck by riding around yesterday on half a seat so i have to make a decision.
- dave 6-21-2013 2:17 pm [add a comment]

our long national bikemare is over.
- dave 6-22-2013 5:51 pm [add a comment]

Banana seat?
- jim 6-22-2013 6:35 pm [add a comment]

nope, chopper.

- dave 6-22-2013 6:46 pm [add a comment]

ehhh. i should have listened to myself. just not a fan of the gel. i should have known im born and bred for polyurethane foam.
- dave 6-23-2013 12:20 am [add a comment]

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