anybody that had the first week of may in the raffle for the time when i would indelibly stain my idiotically purchased off white sofa... you win. come pick up your prize, an indelibly stained off white sofa at your earliest convenience.

coffee or red wine?
- bill 5-10-2014 6:58 pm [add a comment]

• blood, bill. blood.
  - dave 5-10-2014 7:26 pm [add a comment]




• you should have included that it was a crime scene.
  - bill 5-10-2014 7:44 pm [add a comment]




• whaddya think, im made of toothbrushes!?!

  i had some oxyclean laundry spray and that helped somewhat. but thanks. i wish i had some arm rest slipcovers instead of a slipcover for the whole couch though. that would be a lot easier to have laundered.
  - dave 5-10-2014 8:08 pm [add a comment]




• get a black slip cover to cover the covers, its $$ but a solution
  - Skinny 5-11-2014 2:23 pm [add a comment]




• Get a nice throw blanket, fold it a couple of times and hang it over the arm. That's apartment therapy. Five cents please.
  - bill 5-11-2014 4:36 pm [add a comment]

use peroxide and or clorox magic sponge- test on inconspicuos area.
- mb 5-11-2014 4:55 pm [add a comment]

Dave! What were you thinking?!
- sarah 5-12-2014 2:22 pm [add a comment]

if you mean why did i buy something off white, its because that particular color was on sale for at minimum $250 less than any other color/fabric combo. i put a blanket over the bottom cushion so only the pillows and the armrests are exposed but im not really happy with the way that looks. and i might need to buy lint roller/brushes by the bushel so ill end up not saving any money at all.

so to answer your question, i wasnt thinking.
- dave 5-12-2014 2:41 pm [add a comment]

Solution.

Get it? It's a "solution". Actually, it may be a suspension. I don't know chemistry very well.