then im sure you didnt miss this one.

"The first one, "Man vs. Beast," the multispecies competition airing Wednesday, January 15th at 9 p.m., will feature humans and animals going head-to-head in a series of competitions. Steve Santagati from Bachelorettes in Alaska" will host (something tells us this guy was better off in the tundra.)"

"In addition to the midgets vs. elephant battle -- in which the two teams will compete to see who can pull a DC-10 across a desert field fastest -- highlights of the hour include 132-lb. hot dog-eating champ Takeru Kobayashi trying to outswallow a 1,000 lb. Kodiak bear, world-class sprinter Shawn Crawford racing against a giraffe and a zebra, a sumo wrestler vs. orangutan tug of war, and a chimp vs. soldier obstacle course race. Celebrity commentators will be on hand to offer play-by-play, including Carl Lewis and Michael Buffer ("Let's get ready to rumble!")"

but if you did dont despair, you still have this to look foward to.

"The doggie beauty pageant -- pegged "Miss *****" by some industry insiders, but officially known as the "Miss American Dog Pageant"-- will essentially be "'Best in Show' meets Miss America," Schotz said. Casting has already begun on the special, which will seek contestants from all 50 states. Femme canines will compete in talent and evening wear competition; they'll even don sashes and be evaluated by celeb judges."
- dave 1-17-2003 10:22 pm





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