dostoevsky is lousy with pickles.

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my pickles.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground

“Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with suffering... but, still, with pickles there is hope.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky

“To love is to suffer and there can be no love otherwise except for pickles whose love for you requires no return and yet you give it with all your heart.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground