crunchy peanut butter supplies are reaching critical levels as moral reserves reach their lowest depths of the crisis. im sorry, im being told that i misread the prompter. its actually morel levels. in related news, the entire kitchen staff of le bernardin was "rescued" by ICE from an ill-fated foraging expedition in central park. 14 protestors died from exposure while waiting in line outside of a pop up bagels. 


- dave 2-23-2026 8:39 am