I remember this as a Steven Wright joke (from that first HBO special he did years ago.) "I bought a can of dehydrated water... but I didn't know what to add." In any case, it's the only kind of water I'd add to a martini.
- jim 9-29-2000 1:10 am


I think I still have a can of "florida sunshine" and a can of "100% pure texas bullshit" too. I'm sticking to jello shots though cause they stick to me. If a tree falls in the woods and........

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- bill 9-29-2000 7:36 pm [add a comment]





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