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speaking of interdimensional orgiastic effects, check out this cruel site of the day -- baiting.org -- and rate your favorite sexchat pranksters.
- dave 2-24-2000 1:34 pm [link] [1 ref] [2 comments]

"The Archangel Fairy Queen is directing Gnomes - Nursery rhyme creatures are darting everywhere... giggling. Then as the BIG BEN UNIVERSAL CLOCK strikes MID NIGHT, the curtain rises in the CRYSTAL AMPHITHEATRE OF NUIT. Poleshift! The Pumpkin flips to the Golden Coach and the "Golden Coach" into the Pumpkin. Andre calls these fairy creatures 0's and 1's. A jigsaw bunch of male digits with female holes to put them in. Pierre calls it the Yin Yang Era: Either way the interdimensional ORGIASTIC EFFECT is synchronous at 777." I didn't quite read enough to tell you when, exactly, 777 will be upon us, but according to the Quarkmaster of the Galactic Federation of Light Forces, we are en route. Don't say you weren't warned. (Plus, if you hurry, you can order the Cosmic Cube Directory and Applied Metaphysics Solution Sheet from Star Base One for US$25.)
- linda 2-24-2000 12:13 am [link] [1 ref] [3 comments]