Old Man Yells at Clouds

“I have to admit,” he said, “that I’m one of those people that still thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. What a device! And I have to admit that because I think that way, I like to load it. I like to look in and see how that dishes were magically cleaned.”

‘Today there is much focus on our rights. Indeed, I think there is a proliferation of rights.”

“I am often surprised by the virtual nobility that seems to be accorded those with grievances. Shouldn’t there at least be equal time for our Bill of Obligations and our Bill of Responsibilities?”

"And what's the deal with these pocket Victrolas I keep hearing about? How do you keep the needle from skipping?"

Okay, I made up the last one.
- mark 4-13-2009 9:56 pm

We have a Bill of Obligations, it's called the Internal Revenue Code, which pays him to think about not much at all.
- tom moody 4-13-2009 10:56 pm


the chauncey gardner of supreme court justices.
- dave 4-14-2009 12:48 am





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