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dont go chasing waterfaults

flagged down my landlord out in front of the building as he was confounding a ups driver. my kitchen sink has been leaking and i assumed when he called me on sunday that this was the reason. usually the "water people" will contact the landlord when such wasteful practices are detected. as i had been waylaid by impertinence and the viruses that feed on such behavior i was in no mood to indulge anything more than my indolence on that day so i ignored the call. there was no sign of him on monday nor yesterday when i made my forays out into the world but today the steel shutters to his dugout were open when i poke my head out into the world so i steeled myself for the inevitable intercourse.

already weighed down by two sacks of desultory sundries, my overheated prosecco and fleece induced discomfort was percolating as i waited at the beanery for my coffee.

"do you want them ground?"

"no thanks."

"i just want to get the fuck out of here."

so i was in no mood to engage with the spawn of godot but as i spied him outside his lair i decided to slay the dragon so to speak on neutral ground.

the ups driver was no match for the ball of confusion hurled in his direction and turned tail as soon as was humanly and professionally within his means and i was left to tussle with the beastly intellect.

really im making to much of this. i expected to be gently harangued for slacking off owing to my leaky faucet but instead was again faulted for a more serious leak which required buckets (gasp!) and supposedly caused more serious unspecified damage. as it turns out the two leaks dont seem to be connected. and theres no proof to even connect my use of water to the more serious leakage not that id feel the least bit of remorse had there been. when i asked how he knew i was responsible, he said "the water has your name on it." i couldnt help but laugh at that barb as did he pleased with his own confection but i was through sparring. i just shook my head and walked away. he told me he didnt know when hed be able to fix my leaky faucet. i said id be around.

wheres a joe the plumber when you need one?


- dave 10-23-2008 11:30 pm [link] [5 comments]

manny happy returns

bill simmons channels david foster wallace as he dissects the manny ramirez experience from the point of view of a boston fan.

- dave 10-03-2008 2:59 am [link] [add a comment]

ballpark frankness

Unfortunately, the Giants and Jets don't seem to have gotten the memo about that second one. According to the Times, they’re negotiating to possibly sell the naming rights for their new Meadowlands stadium to Allianz, “a Munich-based insurer and financial services company with disturbing connections to Nazi Germany.”

- dave 9-12-2008 5:10 pm [link] [1 ref] [add a comment]

burgundy wine


- dave 9-11-2008 9:38 pm [link] [1 ref] [add a comment]

big mac attack

That’s a long time ago, almost a quarter century, and tennis has changed, faded, become technological, become bland, and it might be hard for anyone younger than 35 or so to appreciate that McEnroe, as a tennis player, was fundamentally different than any other athlete of his era. He was the only athlete, in my mind, who came close to being a true genius at his game. Nicklaus putted with steel and hit qualitatively higher shots than the rest. Magic played point guard at 6-foot-9, and he had a brilliant sense of what was happening on the court around him. Montana understood physics, especially in the final moments, and he could throw parabolas that cleared linebackers fingers by millimeters and fell softly into receivers hands. Wade Boggs taught himself all the possibilities of Fenway Park and in 1985 and 1987 he rapped enough doubles off the Green Monster to hit .418 and .411 at home.

- dave 9-04-2008 12:55 am [link] [add a comment]

hearst news

Patty Hearst was a rich man’s daughter, kidnapped for ransom by a group whose demands were delivered through public “communiqués” sent to radio stations. Clearly she would have made news in any era, but it took something more than the facts of her case, spectacular though they may have been, to account for the impact she had on the American public (between February 1974 and March 1976, she was on the cover of Newsweek seven times). The central question about her experience was also being asked in a million tiny dramas that were unfolding across the country—ruptures that turned on blue jeans and broken curfews and birth-control pills, rather than on joining a gang of armed revolutionaries: Had this well-tended and much-loved daughter really crossed over? And if she had, was she so far gone that even her own people might not want her back?

- dave 9-03-2008 6:13 pm [link] [add a comment]

running on fumes

Report: Favre Traded To Jets
Brett Favre was reportedly traded to the New York Jets on Wednesday night. Foxsports.com reports the Jets will send a draft pick to Green Bay for the future Hall of Fame quarterback.

- dave 8-07-2008 5:03 am [link] [add a comment]






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