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Tuesday, Apr 20, 2004

blow by blow job

wonkette gets her full court press passage.

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Friday, Apr 16, 2004

saudi sores

"WASHINGTON (AP) - The State Department on Thursday ordered the departure of non-essential U.S. government employees and family members from Saudi Arabia because of security concerns."

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Thursday, Apr 08, 2004

condimania

feeling it?

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Tuesday, Apr 06, 2004

hot topping

the pizza delivery guy last night gave me a fridge magnet for east village radio.com.

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air forceps

anybody listening to air america?

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park n ride

i read a biography of butch cassidy while i was on vacation. probably the most interesting part was the mystery surrounding his death. as the movie implied, it was long thought that he and harry longabaugh aka the sundance kid were killed in a shootout in bolivia but there were various reports of future encounters with cassidy back in the states including one from his sister. but even the veracity of her account has been deemed questionable.

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Monday, Apr 05, 2004

ive got presence for everyone

back in the sad dull again. and just in time too, but for what i have no idea.

it was a tearful goodbye as i made my way to el aeropuerto. however, they were not shed for me but because of me. the twenty minute drive was too much of a burden for poor little aireta whose playdate with cousins was interrupted on my behalf. well, not exactly. playtime was over but the two were associated in her mind and no truth was to impede her tantrum. and it took an enormous amount of patience for me not to tender my less than laudatory appraisal of her antics. while her mother cajoled i fumed. so i felt not an uncertain amount of relief once my foot reached out for the curbstone and i was relieved of the need to be judicious in my consideration of the little ones. but the fates would have at me again as i was seated next to a thirteen month old boy with a proclivity for banging on anything within reach. god bless the ipod for without which i may be composing this post in shackles.

thats it for the moment. i have to reaquaint myself with the sofa and the tv. but yo, whats with the freakin cold?

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Thursday, Mar 25, 2004

come fly with me

im off in the am. first to old san juan for a night. then either a short plane or ferry ride to vieques for a few days with my friends and their two girls. after that its unclear what we'll do. ill probably spend time at their house in naguabo. i dont really like to plan these things. in fact, i dont even really like to go. shopping for the trip was brutal enough.

anyway, off to bed. i am looking forward to the disconnect from the newstunnel. i hope to forget i even know what an 'atrios' is. bill, im leaving you in charge. make sure tom doesnt hurt anybody while im gone. and see if you can option any of those screenplays ive been knocking around. i know theres gold in there, i just know there is. (glint of light glances of toothy grin.)

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Tuesday, Mar 23, 2004

hamstrung out

to pod or not to pod?

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Monday, Mar 22, 2004

jerked chicken

"I now fully grasped that Laqueur was on to something both weird and important. How could I not have anticipated it? Had I not read Portnoy's Complaint or watched Seinfeld? During the last administration, the surgeon general, Jocelyn Elders, was fired, or so it was claimed, for her apparent endorsement of the public health values of masturbation. At a Miami news conference, President Bill Clinton said that her views on the subject reflected "differences with administration policy and my own convictions." Masturbation is virtually unique, in the array of more or less universal human behaviors, in arousing a peculiar and peculiarly intense current of anxiety."

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