Sublet
The bed slides easily on the waxed wood floor. Depending on what side of the bed you are claiming there is real estate lost or won whenever the bed slides. Sometimes the sliding is explicable and sometimes, frankly, how the bed slides remains one of those mysteries like why in the world is there even such a thing as potted meat. I don't own anything in New York except some socks and t-shirts and a number of inherited or gifted electronic gadgets. This is Bernadette's apartment so it is rather cheeky of me but I'm thinking of subletting the piece of real estate I've recently gained by the sliding of the bed. Bernadette on her side has a narrow sliver of pathway and I don't know how she gets in and out of bed without tripping over something, shoes or cat hairballs or gadget cords or the like because there really is just barely enough space for one foot in front of the other and I wonder if she will ever complain about it but so far so good. I'm thinking I have enough extra space that if I leave myself a sliver equal to Bernadette's then I will still have 7 or 8 square feet extra which I could rent out. Premium New York Real Estate. Eight luxurious square feet in the hip and happening Lower East Side. Perfect for a small person who is also very quiet and never at home. 750 per month. First and last month's deposit. No pets but must be able to clean a cat box twice a week. I don't want to count my chickens but I can smell that money coming in.
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