Now that Arnie has been in office for long enough that the horror has worn off, I recently felt capable of somewhat enjoying Terminator 3. My friends and I laughed pretty hard during the big car chase scene, when the terminatrix is in a giant utility truck, swinging Arnold around on the end of a hook. Things get boring, however, as the show goes on. The dialogue is mostly lame recycled jokes and the acting is middling to poor. They really drag out the plot and I must confess that humanoid-shaped cyborgs just ain't where its at right now. I'm no expert, but I think they are testing out nanotech on scarier stuff than melty chrome. Here's my (least) favourite part, the impactful, overserious voice-over narration at the end: "I finally realised that my destiny all along was not to stop the planet from nuclear destruction, but to survive it." Niiiice. Him and his pretty future wife with their future kids swimming around in their gonads, all locked up together nice and safe in an empty presidential bunker. Time to go check on my trip-wire mine field, barbed-wire fence, and stockpiles of bottled water, plastic sheets and duct tape.
wanna revive the horror? with a twist of nausea?
http://www.game-revolution.com/download/trickyl/goodies/Video/arnold.mov
ok the horror will NEVER wear off. he's a pull yourself up by your bootstraps republican--and now he's in a position of power!
but wanna know my secret? don't tell anyone: i had the hugest crush on him in high school. those muscles. that chiselled jaw. the gap between his teeth. oooh. (ugh. i was suuuch an annoying little teen. every year since then gets better, thank god, or no one could stand to be around me.)
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Now that Arnie has been in office for long enough that the horror has worn off, I recently felt capable of somewhat enjoying Terminator 3. My friends and I laughed pretty hard during the big car chase scene, when the terminatrix is in a giant utility truck, swinging Arnold around on the end of a hook. Things get boring, however, as the show goes on. The dialogue is mostly lame recycled jokes and the acting is middling to poor. They really drag out the plot and I must confess that humanoid-shaped cyborgs just ain't where its at right now. I'm no expert, but I think they are testing out nanotech on scarier stuff than melty chrome. Here's my (least) favourite part, the impactful, overserious voice-over narration at the end: "I finally realised that my destiny all along was not to stop the planet from nuclear destruction, but to survive it." Niiiice. Him and his pretty future wife with their future kids swimming around in their gonads, all locked up together nice and safe in an empty presidential bunker. Time to go check on my trip-wire mine field, barbed-wire fence, and stockpiles of bottled water, plastic sheets and duct tape.
- sally mckay 3-17-2004 8:35 am
wanna revive the horror? with a twist of nausea?
http://www.game-revolution.com/download/trickyl/goodies/Video/arnold.mov
- bubbles (guest) 3-17-2004 11:33 pm
ok the horror will NEVER wear off. he's a pull yourself up by your bootstraps republican--and now he's in a position of power!
but wanna know my secret? don't tell anyone: i had the hugest crush on him in high school. those muscles. that chiselled jaw. the gap between his teeth. oooh. (ugh. i was suuuch an annoying little teen. every year since then gets better, thank god, or no one could stand to be around me.)
- kiss machine 3-27-2004 6:42 am