Why does the sun need sunglasses? Or are they earthglasses?
- joester 3-31-2005 9:27 pm

HEY L.M.! The Pope (like this poor snowdude) has been given last rites. Sharpen your pencils. I want to see some in-depth reporting AND descriptive flash animations to boot.
- joester 4-01-2005 2:59 am

the sun needs sunglasses because his own hotness is blinding. clearly. he is so hot, he's a coooool dude.
- emily (guest) 4-02-2005 6:57 pm

Or maybe his future's so bright he has to wear shades!

- joester 4-02-2005 10:05 pm

Is the sun ever female? Maybe I'll ask on the"sun" post.
- joester 4-02-2005 10:07 pm

But alas, he can't wear his sunglasses at night.
- jim 4-02-2005 10:08 pm

jim! I was thinking the exact same thing (great minds....). joe! everyone knows the sun is male, the moon is female...duh...you know it's like cats and dogs, salt and pepper, tables and chairs...uh...trains and tunnels? socks and shoes?
- sally mckay 4-02-2005 10:17 pm

We really don't personify the sun that much in our culture compared to other (older) ones. I mean we really take the thing for granted. I think there's nighttime for the sun every day around 2:30.
- joester 4-02-2005 10:35 pm