Sally has anointed me as a papal election pundit, mostly because I am an educational product of the Sister Servants of Mary Immaculate. (making me a compliant and contented hen, of inoffensive and modest intelligence, blissfully resigned to my subservient status). Please do not respond to any of my postings with scriptural quotes, Catholics do not read the bible, so I won't know what the fuck you are talking about.
- L.M. 4-04-2005 2:45 am

Tutu (an Anglican) is lobbying for an African pope.

Catholics do not read the bible -- esp. King James
- mark 4-04-2005 8:30 am


Welcome L.M.!

My favorite part right now is how any overt politicking can get your ass excommunicated, but abstaining from it will leave your holy butt popeless. I wish there was one real screwball candidate, like a stoned fifteen year old idiot in his mom’s basement, watching a bootleg Constantine DVD.
- joester 4-04-2005 9:23 am


If only you were catholic, Joester, then it could be you, (because any 'ole catholic GUY can be voted in as pope.) Unfortunately, they really want to know what they are getting, so they won't just pick a name from the catholic phone book.
- L.M. 4-04-2005 6:22 pm


Shit!!!!!!! Joester, I just went to that link you provided. It never occurred to me that they had a web site. And the really frightening thing is, that whenever I see any of them, they actually remember who I am, even the ones from elementary school. (You can't tell from the photos, but they are all 8 feet tall and mad at me)

Now I am totally oppressed, and terrified that I will be caught ..doing something ...doing anything.

The other interesting thing is that I wasn't surprised when the Ukraine exploded after their illegitimate election results. From very early on, I knew that Ukrainians could take up a lot emotional space.
- L.M. 4-04-2005 6:43 pm


Hey, LM, you're the guest blogger, that means you get to talk on the main page.

- tom moody 4-04-2005 6:45 pm


I'm still learning how all of this works, and I will admit that the main page privilege has me really chuffed.
- L.M. 4-04-2005 7:58 pm


Yeah, I kinda jsut threw that link in there. I was going to put up the M logo but figured that might be too scarry.
TOM - you never told me about the main page when I was poster!
- joester 4-04-2005 10:05 pm