I get the Strategic Forcasting Intelligence Report, (for just ten Rambo bucks a year) so I can pepper my conversation with terms like standard analysis, non-rational calculations and intrinsic geopolitical weight. Their writing style flatters the reader, and I am strongly in favour of being flattered for reading. (writing well is too difficult, so I don't bother)

"Stratfor clients consistently receive the advance warning they need to be prepared, identify challenges to their operations and manage strategic risks. When others are paralyzed by the overload of fragmented news coverage, political bias and loss of perspective, Stratfor’s readers are able to focus ahead and understand the real geopolitical and economic impact of world events – for making their most important decisions every day."

I shit you not. It works for me. I get premium insights.

What's up with this crazy Danish dog?

harhar
"Här har "Freddie" hunnit bli 6 månader gammal."

- L.M. 9-23-2005 9:50 pm

I was feeling paralyzed by loss of perspective, but then I thought that maybe that doggie might be a spy dog. My search on "spy dog" revealed some intriguing, cryptic documents:

this....
spy dogs

and this....
spydog logo

- sally mckay 9-24-2005 9:05 pm


You are learning to embrace your loss of perspective. That is very good.

Now, explain this.

awhat


- L.M. 9-24-2005 9:40 pm


that rabbit is unreal in parts.
- sally mckay 9-24-2005 9:46 pm


I was doing image searches for stuffed animals, because it's our national trait that we can only absorb hard truths about ourselves if we are provided with a soft cushion. (oh ya, and because we're all sociopaths)

aapuppy
- L.M. 9-24-2005 9:58 pm





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