"We provide a team of qualified posters to post new topics or replies on your forum, message board or community. Our posters are selected in regards to your specifications. Our deep and diversified team allows us to provide you with posters who have a genuine interest with your website’s topic. They will join your forum and interact with your members, hence stimulating discussions and enhancing interest on your boards."

I could use the money, so I am genuinely interested in this post, would you write me a reference about how I deeply diversify almost every subject you write about?

(or would they pay more if I stayed on topic?)
- L.M. 12-20-2005 8:22 pm

That's scary. And did I mention how good that new Coke Zero is? It tastes almost like real coke.
- rob (guest) 12-21-2005 12:21 am

whats next, a protection racket where you pay not to get flamed?
- anonymous (guest) 12-21-2005 2:25 am

Hello, Miss Sally, my name is Sanjay, and I am finding your forum, http://www.digitalmediatree.com/sallymckay/, to be most stimulating. I am finding your pixels to be so very aesthetically pleasing. I expect to be returning often to enjoy the community.

- Sanjay (guest) 12-21-2005 9:35 am



- mark 12-21-2005 5:36 pm

Thanks Sanjay. I am engaged by the deep and diversified interest you have shown in the topic of my website!
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 5:46 pm

Sanjay, dude, quit being such a suck up. Your verisimilitude is totally lacking, bro! And anyway, aren't you supposed to be pretending to be a Canadian for this gig? You're supposed to say "aboot" and "eh". Read the style guide, you hoser.

[998 posts remaining in Classic plan.]
- skyler (guest) 12-21-2005 5:48 pm

My verisimilitude! You are totally blowing my cover Mr. Skyler dude. Oh why did I ever quit my job at the data center? Sure it was boring dealing with the same stupid user errors over and over again, but at least I was being true to myself. I am so sorry, Sally. I will regain my composure and resume making cogent comments about your pixels.

- sanjay (guest) 12-21-2005 5:52 pm

Whoa! My bad. I was trying to post to our internal chat forum, and must have typed into the wrong window. (expetive deleted) PCs!
- skyler (guest) 12-21-2005 6:10 pm

Skyler dude, you are making this worse, eh! Are you even assigned to this account? I am so angry that you are disrupting yet another one of my assignments. Do I go over to skatebitch.com and start kicking the broom out of your hands? Please go somewhere else and write aboot your backside triple flip fakeys.
- Eton (sanjay) (guest) 12-21-2005 6:16 pm

We apologize for the past few posts, and are assigning new posters for your website. Your Classic Plan will be refreshed to the original 1000 post account balance. Thank you for your patience.
- Shift Supervisor (guest) 12-21-2005 6:18 pm

Never mind, you're fired. I'm joining the Launch Team instead. It's free. After all, isn't sharing what the internet is all about?
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 7:00 pm

yes it is true, just as i often like to share a coke and a smile. :)
- E. Neville Isdell (guest) 12-21-2005 7:28 pm

That synthetic repartee at launch team is actually worse than mine.
- mark 12-21-2005 7:29 pm

Gah, Sally, you have a lot of activity on your page! Maybe you could hire out your commenters to perk things up on other blogs. No, no one would ever believe such a service existed.
- tom moody 12-21-2005 7:32 pm

I got an email awhile ago inviting me to sign up to something like this. I just trashed it without giving it much thought. Now I think....creepy! Too bad you can't pay people to show up at your art openings and discuss the work intelligently....or can you?
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 7:37 pm

I had a fistfight at one of my openings once. I think people thought I hired those guys.
- tom moody 12-21-2005 7:38 pm

Be very careful what you ask for!
- mark 12-21-2005 7:39 pm

Actually all the commenters are me, using dummy accounts (as suggested in one of those Launch Team threads). I'm particularly proud of my prize avatar, L.M.
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 7:39 pm

A fistfight! did you win?
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 7:40 pm

No, it wasn't me doing the punching. Just two dudes fighting over a girlfriend. There was some...ah...provocative work in the show so I took credit for an anger-inducing vibe. A local critic later said, "I heard you had a fight at your opening, congratulations."
- tom moody 12-21-2005 7:44 pm

that's hilarious. Once I staged a fist-fight (with fake blood too!) during a performance. It's not the same.
- sally mckay 12-21-2005 7:48 pm

Who do I invoice now?

I am so confused.
- L.M. 12-21-2005 7:54 pm

Should I be charging extra? You did get that blue ribbon when you entered me in the bloggers county fair.

(and quite frankly, you were robbed in the aspic competition, that loaf of headcheese that you made was clearly the best)



- L.M. 12-21-2005 8:13 pm

Though I think the judges were right to be weirded out by your submission in the cake category.



- L.M. 12-21-2005 8:17 pm

uh-oh. I think L.M. has just proven separate identity status. I couldn't bake a fancy cake like that to save my sorry ass. And aspic is just disgusting.


- sally mckay 12-21-2005 8:38 pm

So I suppose that you also have issues with festive meat and cheese rolls, Miss Picky Picky!


- L.M. 12-21-2005 9:23 pm

Carol Browne is also not afraid to ask the important questions.

- sally mckay 12-21-2005 9:48 pm

And, as usual, you throw Carol Browne's blog in my face whenever you think I could be doing a better job.

(perhaps I should just address my comments to Sanjay and Skylar)



Hey Guys? Does this look infected?

...no one touched it at our staff Xmas party, and my feelings were a little hurt.
- L.M. 12-21-2005 10:52 pm

Yes.
- tino (guest) 12-22-2005 7:00 pm