A slightly twee, but none the less amusing, article, about two geriatric Italians arguing whether Jesus existed or not (a current lawsuit in the Italian courts.)
And my other spiritual query today: Why can't the Dalai Lama make a choice?
I'm only asking because Bush got Jesus to endorse him. (You'd think that one Canadian politician could get the Dalai Lama endorsement, but, Oh No! he wants to be fair to all of them)
an old favourite:
q: what did the dalai lama say to the hot dog vendor?
a: make me one with everything.
...The hot dog vendor gives him the hot dog, the Dalai Lama pays with a 20 dollar bill. When the hot dog vendor doesn't give him any money back, he asks politely: "What about my change?"
To which the hot dog vendor replies:
"Change must come from within."
Googled for Dalai Lama jokes, only got the one above and this one.
Broken link on the last one. Great Dalai Lama jokes.
Fixed. Thanks.
make me one with everything is among my favorite punch lines ever.
The Dalai Lama went to a Bob Dylan concert. At the end his seatmate asked him why he wasn't applauding. The Holy One held up one hand and said "I am, my son, I am."
I know, wrong branch of Buddhism. I'll try again.
Found the bad Buddhist jokes.
you'e right, most of those jokes are bad but following the links, i did find a pretty haiku:
If you see the Buddha on the road kill him, but please don't drink and drive.
- "Jazzbuddha@aol.com"
That is so beautiful.
The dalai lama is looking forward to the debate- it'll remind him of his homland: yak, yak, yak.
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A slightly twee, but none the less amusing, article, about two geriatric Italians arguing whether Jesus existed or not (a current lawsuit in the Italian courts.)
And my other spiritual query today: Why can't the Dalai Lama make a choice?
- L.M. 1-08-2006 8:35 pm
I'm only asking because Bush got Jesus to endorse him. (You'd think that one Canadian politician could get the Dalai Lama endorsement, but, Oh No! he wants to be fair to all of them)
- L.M. 1-08-2006 9:08 pm
an old favourite:
q: what did the dalai lama say to the hot dog vendor?
a: make me one with everything.
- anonymous (guest) 1-08-2006 9:22 pm
...The hot dog vendor gives him the hot dog, the Dalai Lama pays with a 20 dollar bill. When the hot dog vendor doesn't give him any money back, he asks politely: "What about my change?"
To which the hot dog vendor replies:
"Change must come from within."
- L.M. 1-08-2006 9:50 pm
Googled for Dalai Lama jokes, only got the one above and this one.
- L.M. 1-08-2006 9:54 pm
Broken link on the last one. Great Dalai Lama jokes.
- tom moody 1-08-2006 10:46 pm
Fixed. Thanks.
- L.M. 1-08-2006 10:58 pm
make me one with everything is among my favorite punch lines ever.
- bill 1-09-2006 3:53 am
The Dalai Lama went to a Bob Dylan concert. At the end his seatmate asked him why he wasn't applauding. The Holy One held up one hand and said "I am, my son, I am."
I know, wrong branch of Buddhism. I'll try again.
- tom moody 1-09-2006 4:07 am
Found the bad Buddhist jokes.
- L.M. 1-09-2006 5:34 am
you'e right, most of those jokes are bad but following the links, i did find a pretty haiku:
If you see the Buddha on the road kill him, but please don't drink and drive.
- "Jazzbuddha@aol.com"
- anonymous (guest) 1-09-2006 5:59 am
That is so beautiful.
- L.M. 1-09-2006 8:06 pm
The dalai lama is looking forward to the debate- it'll remind him of his homland: yak, yak, yak.
- rob (guest) 1-09-2006 10:34 pm