Such a mighty duck.
I'm waiting for the quack of thunder
I hear you Rob, and don't you sometimes wonder if Sally fully appreciates the fact that we're not even trolls, just two asshole friends of hers that heckle her art the moment she posts it. (though you have upped the bar, and I am racking my brains for some cheesy quack puns)
Q:Why did the duck get a call from the bank?
Quantum Ducks...quark quark quark
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender is all like, "wha? you're a t-t-talking duck!" The duck, obviously irritated, just snaps at him, "Look buddy, I'm working in the neighbourhood, and I'll take my lunch here once in a while, but not if you're gonna give me attitude. Now are you gonna bring me my sandwich or what?" So bartender brings him a beer and a sandwich.
that joke made me want to duck and cover.
1st duck: Quack
Duck: This book says that if you let a roomful of monkeys type for infinity, they'll eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare.
Dawkins did some calculations on the monkeys thing, I think in the Ancestor's Tale. Turns out it's an inconceivably long period of time. If you think the known universe is old, that's nothing. The universe would reach thermal death -- which would really slow down the typing. Actually, teaching monkeys to plagiarize would be the right way to get the job done.
So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.