- sally mckay 9-20-2006 1:18 am

Such a mighty duck.
- L.M. 9-20-2006 6:41 am

I'm waiting for the quack of thunder
- rob (guest) 9-20-2006 11:45 pm

I hear you Rob, and don't you sometimes wonder if Sally fully appreciates the fact that we're not even trolls, just two asshole friends of hers that heckle her art the moment she posts it. (though you have upped the bar, and I am racking my brains for some cheesy quack puns)
- L.M. 9-21-2006 2:42 am

Q:Why did the duck get a call from the bank?
A:Because he had an outstanding bill.

- rob (guest) 9-22-2006 4:56 pm

Quantum Ducks...quark quark quark
- anonymous (guest) 9-22-2006 6:05 pm

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender is all like, "wha? you're a t-t-talking duck!" The duck, obviously irritated, just snaps at him, "Look buddy, I'm working in the neighbourhood, and I'll take my lunch here once in a while, but not if you're gonna give me attitude. Now are you gonna bring me my sandwich or what?" So bartender brings him a beer and a sandwich.

A few days later the circus comes to town, and the ringleader comes into the bar for a drink. The bartender gets very excited, "Hey, there's a talking duck comes into this place sometimes, you guys should hire him." The ringleader leaves his card.

Next time the duck comes back, the bartender says, "hey Mister, the ringleader from that circus in town says he might give you a job." The duck takes the card and frowns. "What does the circus want with a drywaller?"
- sally mckay 9-22-2006 7:05 pm

that joke made me want to duck and cover.
- dave 9-22-2006 8:55 pm

1st duck: Quack

2nd duck: I was going to say that.

- L.M. 9-22-2006 9:32 pm

Duck: This book says that if you let a roomful of monkeys type for infinity, they'll eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare.

Rat: So? What's that supposed to prove?

Pig: (whispering) Monkeys plagiarize.
- dave 9-23-2006 12:32 am

Dawkins did some calculations on the monkeys thing, I think in the Ancestor's Tale. Turns out it's an inconceivably long period of time. If you think the known universe is old, that's nothing. The universe would reach thermal death -- which would really slow down the typing. Actually, teaching monkeys to plagiarize would be the right way to get the job done.
- mark 9-23-2006 3:19 am

So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.

The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"

And the duck says,

"Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"

- L.M. 9-23-2006 7:30 am

- mark 9-23-2006 10:50 am

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