Joester's Top Ten "Research" Hits
Mr. Nobody, you have totally inspired me! I've had a copy of the camper guy rant for years on my "found footage" DVD, and it's always a show stopper. That tape also has a great spring break video with the phrase "you are the worst fucking shitter-bonger in the history of fucking shitter-bongers". I too have been time wasting on you tube but I am going to use it in my art so I get to call it "research". So here's what I have learned doing "research".

10. suburban white kid moowalking around the kitchen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oucafFKaJmk

9. "You won't fall over!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-y8F1Fa7g

8. Blurry and beautiful moonwalker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAV101jlVzM

7. just asking for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZSvHKU7ytc

6. Soccer fan moonwalk victory dance with long dark section at the end so the song finishes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNqg3FdLY6A

5. Contains the phrase "doin' sweet tricks on a Segway"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCaMRX7CKPk

4. Number one Segway accident video. I suggest downloading it (figure it out yourself) and looping it endlessly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBO43zwgj-g

3. Best how to moonwalk video ever. No question. You will actually learn how to moonwalk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6GKZmtf0o

2. Great time wasting flash game
http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/game.asp

1. THE CAKE IS A LIE, and the Weighted Companion Cube.

- sally mckay 12-19-2007 5:04 pm

Joester, I can't find any link to your own moonwalk video.

also...what's with all the socks? You don't see Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk in socks.

- sally mckay 12-19-2007 5:11 pm


I'm going to teach people live in a performance. Maybe it'll work its way online after. As for the socks, mike has special moonwalk shoes. socks are as close as we can get.
- joester (guest) 12-19-2007 8:46 pm


you call it "research", I call my scrabble-playing on Facebook "networking"...
- theKitster (guest) 12-21-2007 9:55 pm


oh absolutely! Although "research" is also tax deductible.
- joester (guest) 12-22-2007 2:18 am





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