"Three quarks for Muster Mark"
yelled the boson's mate
friggin' in the riggin'
bedevilled by a jaguar.
The eight-fold way
unfolded, multifoliate
in the rosy dawn
of the November Revolution.
Twiggy and the K-mesons
sauntered down the runway
with insousciance.
(chorus)
In a dark and smokey bar
H*ggs and H*wking drank.
(in a robot voice):
"Black holes ain't so black,
and by the way, you M--F--
your heavy particle
ain't worth S--"
(reply): "Well, you
M--F--C--r,
think you know everything?
The boson's mate has a right to exist,
the boson's mate is on the payroll.
We have a heavy particle
(which will not collapse the earth)
you M--C--F--"
(in a robot voice):
"Put your money where your mouth is M--F--
I bet you one hundred dollars
that you are full of F--S--"
(chorus)
The placid hills of Switzerland,
yodelling milkmaids, invisible gnomes.
Beneath these green verdant meadows
seethes the speed of light.
(chorus)
Ten billion dollars,
we have made many monuments
costing far more,
achieving much less.
There are worse things you could spend your money on...
Plus, it uses falling off bikes to explain a possible fourth dimension! (I call it drunk... but whatever) - bunnie (guest) 9-12-2008 7:51 am
OOF.
Yet catchy.
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:47 am
Received from Joe McKay:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 7:53 pm
More from Joe:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 7:54 pm
That Stephen Hawking gif is the best thing ever. Go Stephen go! - joester (guest) 9-12-2008 8:10 pm
I wanted to use this post as a teaching tool but you potty mouths have ruined it! For shame! - joester (guest) 9-12-2008 8:18 pm
Where are you teaching? A fucking bible college?
I asked Sandra Rechico if I could say cocksucker in class, and she said:
"yes, but not everyday."
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:31 pm
From Laura Britt Greig:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:34 pm
Yes. The University of California at Berkeley Bible school. I'm teaching that the Hadron Collider will prove once and for all that the universe is four thousand years old and that Jesus had a pet dinosaur named "Bitey". - joester (guest) 9-12-2008 10:11 pm
There seems to be some documented & animated proof of that:
SUPER-COLLIDER!
SUPER-DUPER-COLLIDER!
"Three quarks for Muster Mark" yelled the boson's mate
friggin' in the riggin' bedevilled by a jaguar.
The eight-fold way unfolded, multifoliate
in the rosy dawn of the November Revolution.
Twiggy and the K-mesons sauntered down the runway
with insousciance.
(chorus)
In a dark and smokey bar H*ggs and H*wking drank.
(in a robot voice): "Black holes ain't so black,
and by the way, you M--F-- your heavy particle ain't worth S--"
(reply): "Well, you M--F--C--r, think you know everything?
The boson's mate has a right to exist, the boson's mate is on the payroll.
We have a heavy particle (which will not collapse the earth)
you M--C--F--"
(in a robot voice):
"Put your money where your mouth is M--F--
I bet you one hundred dollars that you are full of F--S--"
(chorus)
The placid hills of Switzerland, yodelling milkmaids, invisible gnomes.
Beneath these green verdant meadows seethes the speed of light.
(chorus)
Ten billion dollars, we have made many monuments
costing far more, achieving much less.
There are worse things you could spend your money on...
(chorus)
- The HADRONSONG by VB (posted via SM)
- sally mckay 9-12-2008 1:53 am
EF-in bril, VB.
- L.M. 9-12-2008 2:38 am
- L.M. 9-12-2008 6:50 am
- L.M. 9-12-2008 6:51 am
- L.M. 9-12-2008 6:51 am
b3ta boards have been busy too.
- L.M. 9-12-2008 6:52 am
Check out this dope shit:
Plus, it uses falling off bikes to explain a possible fourth dimension! (I call it drunk... but whatever)
- bunnie (guest) 9-12-2008 7:51 am
OOF.
Yet catchy.
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:47 am
Received from Joe McKay:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 7:53 pm
More from Joe:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 7:54 pm
That Stephen Hawking gif is the best thing ever. Go Stephen go!
- joester (guest) 9-12-2008 8:10 pm
I wanted to use this post as a teaching tool but you potty mouths have ruined it! For shame!
- joester (guest) 9-12-2008 8:18 pm
Where are you teaching? A fucking bible college?
I asked Sandra Rechico if I could say cocksucker in class, and she said:
"yes, but not everyday."
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:31 pm
From Laura Britt Greig:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 8:34 pm
Yes. The University of California at Berkeley Bible school. I'm teaching that the Hadron Collider will prove once and for all that the universe is four thousand years old and that Jesus had a pet dinosaur named "Bitey".
- joester (guest) 9-12-2008 10:11 pm
There seems to be some documented & animated proof of that:
- L.M. 9-12-2008 11:16 pm
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
- L.M. 9-13-2008 12:21 am
XKCD
- sally mckay 9-13-2008 1:32 am
- L.M. 9-13-2008 9:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPLgGWMndc
(English teeth warning in effect)
Also:
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080404.html
(which is the end of a story, actually)
- rob (guest) 9-18-2008 2:31 am
We're talking about quwawk strangeness and chawm here. I didn't know that Marc Bolan had a show on the BBC.
- L.M. 9-18-2008 4:06 am